San Diego Itinerary:

12/30/08
-bought a GPS…which cost WAY too much.
-cleaned my windshield, bought gum; spearmint.
-hit the freeway at 12:00 pm, which was very dumb.
-stopped in Tulare for Gatorade.
-entered L.A., suddenly realized how shitty it was, felt bad for nick
-got forced off on wrong exit, rolled up windows, locked doors, hid ipod.
-got back on freeway with difficulty, almost got run over by huge truck.
-got stuck in the heaviest traffic EVER!
-traffic stopped, no hope of finding a bathroom anytime soon.
-tried to use a bottle but failed because I felt watched
-silently suffered
-finally got to San Diego.
-couldn’t get off on right exit
-drove aimlessly around La Jolla yelling at my GPS
-flipped off my GPS
-finally found Jessi’s apartment
-apologized to GPS.
-went to dinner with Jessi, possibly the best Italian food ever!
-waiter kissed us on both cheeks when we left, felt like I was in the old country.
-watched ‘Tommy Boy’ with Jess and Bree, laughed my ass off.
-slept on their couch.

12/31/08
-woke up to empty house, watched the Racheal Ray Show…*sigh*
-awkward intoduction to Jessi’s third roommate, who came home to find a 6’6’’ man in her house watching cooking shows.
-met Jessi and got lunch, appetizers sucked.
-went to PartyWorks for new years stuff, for some reason I almost bought a menorah.
-went to Jeff’s, stole a bunch of music off his laptop
-Party started, ate chili and mingled with much older people.
-they talked about marriage and drank red wine
-I melted party decorations out of boredom
-played ‘scene-it’ and ‘catchphrase’, absolutely dominated at both.
-watched ball drop, popped champagne corks at on-coming traffic
-found where they hid the vodka
-consumed a massive amount of the vodka
-proceeded to play ‘scene-it’ with Bree and James until four in the morning, despite the fact that i was in no condition to play board games
-remarkably won 5 of 6 rounds (because im that good)...(or because they too were drunk)

1/01/09
-didn’t enjoy waking up in the morning.
-showered, experimented with various facial cleansers and conditioners that I normally wouldn’t have interacted with because im not a girl
-went to a café in Pacific Beach, had some damn good tacos.
-met with an aunt, went on a walk to the shore, had drinks, still hung-over
-went to a resurant with Jessi, had a much needed conversation concering life in general
-felt better concerning life in general
-ordered the halibut, left a huge tip
-saw ‘Marley and Me’, fought back tears, reaffirmed my obsession with Jennifer Aniston.
-back to Jeff’s condo
-watched television, drank beer that required a bottle opener, smoked on his balcony
-received phone call from mother, inquiring as to why she wasn’t informed of my trip.
-informed mother that I was an adult
-mother proceeded to scold me
-we made plans to get lunch when I got back
-slept on another couch, couldn’t find a blanket long enough, fell asleep with socks on, which was weird for some reason

1/02/08
-woke up, drank coffee, said my goodbyes, hit the road.
-was mislead towards a dead-end the opposite direction of the on-ramp.
-began to wonder if my GPS was faulty.
-finally found the 5
-narrowly avoided running over a surfboard
-got back to Fresno and got food with Travis
-had a party at my house, broke in my new beer pong table
-realized I wasn’t really all that good at beer pong
-passed out after a very long, drunken religious conversation
-woke up with a cold, realized God had punished me
-wrote this.