so by some freak coincidence i just happened to select some random court case to do a paper on a few weeks back and it turns out that everything i wrote about was being covered in tonights lecture. Needless to say i was adequately equipped to participate in law banter of epic portions.
the the teacher was like, "14th amendment." and i was like, "tell me about it." and he was like, "it caused the bill of rights to apply to the states." and i was like, "what about barron v baltimore?" and he was like, "touche, but that case predates the 14th amendment" and i was like, "that was a test, everyone knows that was 1833, so what do you say to Hurtado v California...1884!" and he was like, "that can be explained by selective incorporation" and i was like, "selective incorporation, shmashmorsheration, you're fighting a loosing battle old man." to which he replied, "Your statements resound with truth, Prodigy. I will admit defeat." And with that be began to ascend a huge aztec temple that seemed to have placed itself in the middle of the lecture hall, and upon reaching the 365th stair he stepped up onto the zenith of the structure and gazed out upon the expanse that was before him before turning his attention to the alter that rested close at hand where he sacrificed a beautiful young virgin, whose soul was purposed for my exclusive assistance on my inevitable journey to tonatiuhichan, the highest level of the aztec afterlife. the end. actually, after that i got carl's jr. with putty. then the end.

note: none of that is true

well, the first part is true, about the case brief being similar to the lecture, everything else just happened in my head, but it was cool and totally could of happened had i wanted it to...except maybe the bit about the temple.

the carl's jr. thing is true too. btw.