Only in Fresno

So Im stopped at a traffic light and look to my right, and im shocked to observe Kim Jong-Il in the car next to me. I roll down my window and was like, "Dude, why are you being such an asshole to South Korea right now?" and he was like "Um...not every asian with a terrible haircut is Kim Jong-Il."

so then i felt bad and I was just about to apologize for being so unbiasedly racist but the inner-skeptic took hold of my judgement and i refused to accept his excuse, so assuming it was still Kim Jong-Il driving the blue Buick Lesabre next to me i naturally flipped him the bird, at which point he threatens to blow me to radioactive pieces with his nuclear arsenal. So i was like, "You ARE Kim Jong-Il!" and he threw up his hands and was like, "Busted!"

we shared a good laugh, then had a pint at the winchester and waited for it all to blow over ( ^ i n s e r t o b s c u r e z o m b i e m o v i e r e f e n c e h e r e ^ ).

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i just wasted moments of your life; you're welcome.