i was having trouble sleeping so i bought a sherlock holmes audiobook (one word?) on itunes because i couldnt find a gurgling stream or lapping ocean soundtrack and i figured a monotonous british voice might do in a pinch when peaceful nature sounds cant be acquired to lull me to sleep.

needless to say that in doing so i inadvertently trained my sub-conscience mind to solve mysteries by means of deduction, and if you happen to find yourself in need of my services i can be found in my extremely cluttered study/room playing my violin and shooting holes in my wall looking ridiculously robert downey jr.

Question: What do Sherlock Holmes and Robert Downey Jr. have in common?
Answer: They've both snorted cocaine off a urinal...probably.